Doggie lover doll
If you ever wondered how your dog would get it off without screwing your neighbours bitch (female dog) you can now order your own sex doll … for your dog that is 
“When a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach an ejaculation. With the DoggieLoverDoll he can. Human beings have their hands to masturbate themselves, now the domestic animals, which have practically no contact with females in heat, can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty, surely will better their lives.”
For some odd reason I do not foresee pet owners cleaning up after their dog, let alone buy one and not get hints about not buying it for the dog alone … 
Here is another comment to the same, and a bit more funny