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Doggie lover doll

Doggie lover doll

If you ever wondered how your dog would get it off without screwing your neighbours bitch (female dog) you can now order your own sex doll … for your dog that is ;)

When a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach an ejaculation. With the DoggieLoverDoll he can. Human beings have their hands to masturbate themselves, now the domestic animals, which have practically no contact with females in heat, can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty, surely will better their lives.

[http://www.petsmiling.com]

For some odd reason I do not foresee pet owners cleaning up after their dog, let alone buy one and not get hints about not buying it for the dog alone … :D

Here is another comment to the same, and a bit more funny ;)

True face of FaceBook?

I have for a long time wondered why we spend hours and hours on the Internet, and especially on searching for information about family and friends through social networks such as FaceBook.

Recent research (referenced on VG.no) on social networks done in Norway shows some interesting things;

  • We use social networks because we do not have anything else to do. Sad to say, but that is probably why I am writing this blog as well.
  • We use social networks because we are afraid that we will lose out on any “new and important” information about our friends. IOW, we cannot stand the thought that any “good” gossip is not heavily debated.
  • We use social networks because we like to “talk” about ourselves. IOW, it is an egocentric network, and not necessarily created because we had something on our mind that would interest anyone except our self. Exposure, good or bad, is the keyword.

Note: Currently, 43% of all Norwegians check their FaceBook account every week.

Another recently finished survey (TNS Gallup) shows that most people use social networks (such as FaceBook) to orient themselves on their friends happenings, and to leave comments on their blog. However, only 20% of them actually take the time to write something meaningful, like a blog entry. I wonder what there is to comment? So, the infamous saying; A picture says more than a thousand words, is probably true.

Mind you, I have always wondered why I even started this blog; however, today I found some good reasons why. I am just strange, and one of the few good souls that give the rest of you something to Tweat about! BTW, was that the right word to use … tweet … If uncertain, you could always check the “Twitter Dictionary“.

By now you have probably figured that I do not have a FaceBook or Twitter account! To be honest, it kind of reminds me of those who said they would never own a cell phone … I have a cell phone. IOW, you never know!

;)

Tweet my God!

Something strange has happened to the universe. We have stopped talking to each other, talking like we mean it with deep and understanding discussions and digressions about everyday life. Our friends are no longer friends, but Facebook friends, and when we talk to them, we either update our Facebook site or send them a short message through Twitter.

Twittering is a monologue, and not a dialogue; hence, we talk to people, but we do not really have a conversation anymore, or ask how people are doing and what their thoughts are. We just tell them how we are doing, what we are doing, where we are going, and end up with our house being robbed because some dumb criminal understands how to read a tweet!

BTW, twittering reminds me of school, and how much I really hated to be part of a class where the teacher held long and boring monologues without any chance of discussion. Boooring!

How we can dub Twitter a social networking technology is beyond me. I would rather call it me-myself-and-I technology.

The last thing on the Twitter heaven is an integration for World of Warcraft and your Twitter account; they named it TweetCraft. It is kind of hilarious, or is it not!?

I just say Tweet my God and tell me that salvation is near!

Can begging become a respectible trade?

I like to think of myself as a compassionate individual, someone who is able to show empathy for others, however, there is a question that really bewilders me. Is begging a respectable trade? Why would I ask such a question you might think? To that I have no clear answer, but even more questions, questions that easily could be raised as a response to the first.

Our world is not a perfect place, although someone would argue that Norway is fairly close, it is for the most of us far from the truth. I live in Bergen with approx. 250 000 inhabitants, a fairly big city in Norwegian terms, which is a city like any other city with its pros and cons, mostly pros mind you. That said, in these global days no one can protect themselves against everything, hence, we all tend to have the same challenges, although with a different scale. Having the same challenges we usually adopt the same “medicine” to meet and fix them. However, little is, in my ignorant mind, done to think new and “out of the box”.

Take the drug policies. Recently politicians, with the help of the media, put heroine as medicine for long-term drug addicts on the agenda. The idea basically was that long-term drug addicts would be better off if they could use heroine legally and in controlled forms, thus functioning and contributing to the society once more. Needless to say you have heard it before, and whether or not one agrees with such a policy or not, it does not change the fact that people with tougher challenges than you and I (taking that you live a so called “normal life”) need more than just a legalization of drugs in the name of medicine. Hence, one thing is the drug policies, another thing is what you do to get people back on their feet, and this is where my question should be answered by our “beloved” politicians: Can begging become a respectable trade?

Begging comes in many forms, however, I will refer to Wikipedia and say that Begging or panhandling is to request a donation in a supplicating manner. Beggars are commonly found in public places, such as street corners or public transport, where they request money such as spare change. They may use cups, boxes or hats to receive the donations [Wikipedia].

To further expand this I would like to add street newspapers (or street papers) or magazines that are sold by homeless or poor individuals and produced mainly to support these populations.[Wikipedia].

Now you may ask yourself; selling street newspapers is not the same as begging as they are actually selling something the public is in demand for. In demand is of course the essence and main motivation for selling something in the first place, however, that is not what I am questioning. What I am questioning is whether or not the way that street newspapers are being sold is similar to begging, and whether or not that way of “helping” someone, with enough challenges in their life already, is just another way of asking them to beg for money.

In my humble opinion I would argue, how much the thought may disgust anyone (including myself), that selling or pushing street newspapers is another form of begging. There are many times I have thought that people with such challenges would be better of if they would be protected against societies harsh reality and coldness. Ask yourself the following question; When did you last buy a street newspaper because you felt you had to out of pity for the person selling it? If the answer is Yes, I truly believe you should have politely said No.

The first, and last time, I bought our street magazine in Bergen (Megafon) I said to myself … hey, you just spent money on something you did not need or wanted to read just because you felt sorry for the guy selling the magazine in the first place. I felt I had to do it … it was my duty as a fellow citizen to support this guy, even though I felt he was begging me to buy it because he needed the money. I did not really care about the magazine so I could have just given him the money, but that would be treating him as a beggar and not as a respected fellow citizen selling me a much sought after magazine. Mind you, a lot of people buy the magazine because they find it interesting which is all good.

However, I would argue that magazines such as Megafon, no matter how good their intentions are, would be better off if they distributed and sold their magazines differently and spent their earnings on something that would integrate “their sellers” into society without being stigmatized by people like me.

Megafon ønsker på denne måten å gi medmennesker en mulighet til å skaffe seg en inntekt på en verdig måte. En måte som bidrar til å øke selvbildet, og som gjør at de kan føle seg som en del av noe større. Ved å kjøpe dette magasinet støtter du dette arbeidet.

[Megafon]

The above reference can be loosely translated into: Megafon wishes, by selling street magazines, to give fellow citizens an opportunity to make an income in a worthy manner. A way that contributes to increase their self respect, and that will make them feel as part of something greater. By buying Megafon you will be supporting this task.

To be honest, I do not think selling street magazines is a way to make an income, and at the same time keep your dignity. I am not blaming Megafon for doing anything wrong, because their intentions are good and honorable. The problem is that Megafon exists because the rest of us (aka society) could not care less about what happens to their next door neighbour. Hence, buying a magazine kind of clears my conscience … or?

I wonder why people that spend most of their lives going in and out of government institutions such as hospitals and clinics are not integrated back into society where they can make a difference. So, why are we not able to give our troubled friends something more, something that would give them their much needed self respect and sense of dignity? Why are we so cold hearted that we cannot give people something worth while to do, except selling street magazines that is? Something decent, something that would see them through and get them on track? Since when was a beggar unable to do more than selling a magazine?

To set the record straight; I for one do not want to buy a street magazine just to be able to brag about in front of my next door neighbour and say … “hey, I support this magazine because I care!”. I believe we as a society should be able to do more, and not just expect that a few good souls like the people running Megafon will fix all our “problems”. They should not be alone in taking the responsibility!

Why we need iRobot for really large “living rooms”

Bergen at night: Cleaned by iRobot Roomba

Bergen at night: Cleaned by iRobot Roomba

Today I was reminded why I am disgusted every time I walk in the city center. It has to do with the lack of garbage collection, and no, I am not thinking of garbage collection understood by most computer geeks as something that happens automatically … because garbage collection in real life never happens by itself!

In computer science, garbage collection (GC) is a form of automatic memory management. The garbage collector, or just collector, attempts to reclaim garbage, or memory used by objects that are no longer in use by the application

[Wikipedia]

However, we can draw parallels to computer science as with most things in our life. After all, computer science is just a simple mind-map of trivial things we like to think we understand. Simple things we often believe is just as useful to a computer program as it is to us in real life.

Anyways, my thoughts on this subject actually got started the day before as I realized that my youngest daughter was chewing on some tobacco some fool had dropped on the street. Disgusted by the smell of the wet tabacco I struggled to get out of her cheerful face, I cursed those who smoked … many of whom I consider good friends ;) However, the day passed and I thought no more about the incident … before today!

As I stepped of the bus on my way to work this morning I got a near deja-vu experience about the tobacco as some “other fool” dropped his cigarette before he stepped onto the bus … In my mind I cursed him for many things, but most of all for littering just in front of me, and because it – in his mind – probably was the most natural thing in the world to just throw away a still burning cigarette on the walk-way where I and many others had to step.

Still thinking about the bloody tobacco I realized that everywhere I walked I could see hundreds of cigarette stubs and I cannot say I liked the sight of it at all! Getting myself to work I started thinking about more trivial tasks such as contributing to Vizrt’s success. The day went on, and it was soon lunch time as I came to remember that I had forgot to buy lunch before coming to work this morning. “Eager” to get some work done I headed over to the local grocery store to pick up something to eat.

Just outside the store I passed this youngster who had just come out. He was eagerly opening his chocolate muffin, and in the process he dropped the plastic wrapper … damn! Already in the mood I could not resist but to comment it as I passed him that it would be a good idea to pick it what he left drifting across the street … Pretty spooked by the fact that someone talked to him, while he was in chocolate muffin heaven … closing in on nirvana, he of course answered what any scared kid would do if someone older than you corrected you. Therefore, coming out again, I was “kind of surprised” that he had not picked it up, but also left behind, on the pavement, the remains of the muffin and the cup that held it … crumbled as in pure resistance to my grown-up behavior. Even more interesting to note was that he was literally standing next to the bloody waste bin by two arm-lengths. Can you believe the ignorance in that?!

Getting back to work I of course told my colleagues of the incident, and we had a laugh over it, and of course reminded ourselves that we were more mature and responsible … by all means, we are at least averaging 30+ … :) Not wanting to let the topic go I also told my wife, and after getting home I came to think of a smart thing … Garbage Collection! Why are we not doing garbage collection! Now you think; we are doing garbage collection. The municipality of Bergen is already investing heavily in garbage collecton and renovation as it is; however, this is where computer geeks meet everyday needs, and not just wishful needs such as iPhone (aka iPhawn).

We need an iRobot for really large living rooms!